If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.