How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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