THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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