nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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