You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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