She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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