Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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