I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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