nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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