white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
its not stalking. its research.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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