Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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