It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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