Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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