No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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