Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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