Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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