Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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