I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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