I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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