He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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