Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
