She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
please don't ironically join a cult
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