its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Edward fifth and chaser hands
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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