My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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