With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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