I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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