True but thats because hes a fetus.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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