Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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