I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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