**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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