So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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