She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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