so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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