I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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