he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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