Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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