is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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