I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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