super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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