normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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