Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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