walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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