You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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