Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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