There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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