It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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