i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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