it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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