So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We need to get me chipped asap
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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