Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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