My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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