Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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