Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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