Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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